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moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

Beautiful.

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Lol Andy

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animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

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becoming-untouchable:

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

Some more Peppa Pig on my dash. But this scene had me DEAD and it’s actually from the show.

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curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

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beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

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orocarni-mountains:

particlecollisions:

particlecollisions:

Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)

cc @misandry-mermaid

It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.


And then he got bit and died…

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

And then he got bit and died…

(Source: aposan)

maniekandmarcelka:

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maniekandmarcelka:

#weeklyfluff #jj_justcats #catsofinstagram #mustlovecats #caturdaycuties #catscorner #ilovemycat #lovemycat #funnycats #animal_magazine #koty #katzen #neko #gato #lovemycat #love #followme #caturday #amazing_picturez #amazing #amazing_picturez_animals #bestanimal #pickoftheday #purrfect #jj_welovepets #meowbox #bestanimal #petsagram #pussycats

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